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Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*

thecommonchick:

when you forget to turn on the wifi and realize you’ve been using your data all this time 

(Source: thecommonchick.com, via woeho)

sweaty-weeaboo:

*me sees it raining*
me: good the plants deserve this

(via may)

2011: TUMBLR IS LIFE
2015: why am i still here